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The Shittens

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Elegant, comfortable mittens for paddlers!

Tired of heavy, bulky pogies all the time? Are they always slipping and sliding around, driving you crazy? Think there's no answer? You're so stupid!

The Shittens are a neoprene paddling mitt with a large cutout around the palm in order to maximize grip and dexterity without sacrificing warmth. The 2mm neoprene offers plenty of warmth for cold days on the water, while the soft, brushed inside utilizes a tacky neoprene to help with grip.

Are your hands, fat, skinny, or an in-between size? That doesn't matter because we have a size for all!

Shitten Mittens, you'll be smitten!

Come on down to Immersion Research, the original home of the Shittens: the only mittens you can run the sh*t in.


  • Soft brushed inside and grippy neoprene facing towards the paddle
  • Tack divider between index and ring finger help keep mitten positioned correctly

Technical Specs

  • Fabric Details - Soft 2mm Neoprene
  • Country of Origin: Thailand
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